Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Emotionally hollowed scientist sees in palantir glimpse of enemy's plan, tells Sauron nothing of The Ring.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Timmy's heart sank; his ammunition and hope both spent. Now he too, would be assimilated.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Scientists now believe that dinosaurs may have been extremely ugly and probably purple. Analysis of fossils, hundreds of millions of years old has shown that the prehistoric reptiles daintily crowded small patches of grey fuzz while precariously peering over the edges into a large, menacing white abyss.

Monday, June 08, 2009


Cold, mutilated corpses still surprisingly hot: shoppers