Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Monday, August 10, 2009



Daniels' cannon ball ethnic slur just covers his colleagues with career splash-damage.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Lewis Hamilton savors the sour, sour taste of victory.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009


Q: How many surgeon's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. Jenson (reflected left) ponders his team's next move.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Emotionally hollowed scientist sees in palantir glimpse of enemy's plan, tells Sauron nothing of The Ring.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Timmy's heart sank; his ammunition and hope both spent. Now he too, would be assimilated.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Scientists now believe that dinosaurs may have been extremely ugly and probably purple. Analysis of fossils, hundreds of millions of years old has shown that the prehistoric reptiles daintily crowded small patches of grey fuzz while precariously peering over the edges into a large, menacing white abyss.

Monday, June 08, 2009


Cold, mutilated corpses still surprisingly hot: shoppers

Friday, May 29, 2009

Tiny suitcase lock writes worlds cutest memoirs, "Emotional Baggage".

Tuesday, May 19, 2009


ummm... Doesn't the ship fly forwards?

"Moon acquired! Fire at will, Grandpa!"