1984

Wow.
This is 1984, aka the Korean Central News Agency of DPRK (Democratic People's Republic of Korea) aka North Korean government-run news.

http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

Here are two hair raising excerpts, considering this missle crisis, from an article about a recent anti-U.S. rally in Pongyang:

"The U.S. has persistently pursued its hostile policy to isolate and stifle the DPRK and provoke another war against it, keeping south Korea under its military occupation for more than 50 years after the war, far from drawing a proper lesson from the shameful defeat it suffered in the last Korean war. "

"Poem "We will Settle Accounts" was recited at the rally. The poem reflects the solemn declaration of the army and people of Songun Korea that should the U.S. imperialists use nukes against the Korean nation, they will make hundreds of times stronger nuclear strike at them and thus inflict final destruction upon the aggressors. "

Wow.

Headline avoids sentence structure, meaning ambiguous

“Boost stroke care to prevent disability, save billions: report” CBC headline confuses?

Headline deceptively induces glorification, mystification: opinion

Headlines, sexy to sell, producers, doctors agree

Source obscured: headline

Headlines dramatized news trailer?

Read like sci-fi robots, increase efficiency, confuse, entice readers: headline writers

Proud be Yoda would